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Thursday 13 June 2013

CELEB STYLE: SOLANGE KNOWLES IN MARY KATRANTZOU

Beyonce's little sister, Solange Knowles, wore this ‘Murano’ dress and matching sandals by fashion designer Mary Katrantzou, for her live performance at an art bar installation in Switzerland, yesterday. The ‘Murano’ dress retails for $1953.63, that's about N300,000, but it’s on sale for 20% off at Farfetch.com. Is it worth it, really? I love the shorter version of it though. More pics after the cut...

MY WIFE WON'T HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE HER MOTHER IS STAYING WITH US

I found this on a blog and decided to share with you guys. It's quite hilarious. I know it shouldn't be funny 'cos this is someone's dilemma, but...*stiffledlaugh*. Read below;

I’m happily married with two young kids ages 2 and 4. We stay in a 2-bedroom apartment and usually leave the connecting door ajar so that if the kids wake up during the night they may have access to our room to seek comfort, which is very frequent especially during these noisy thunder storms.

My problem started with the arrival of my mother-in-law, less than a week ago to spend 2 months. Of course, she sleeps with her grand kids in their room. This doesn’t stop them from frequenting our room during the night, so the door is still left ajar. Much to my amazement, my wife has now told me that she will no longer allow us to copulate during the time her mother is with us. She said her mum scolded her and feels we are rude to engage in lovemaking knowing fully well that she is in the adjoining room.

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WHO ROCKED THE POMPADOUR HAIRSTYLE BETTER: SUSAN PETERS VS JANELLE MONAE

This is the hairstyle Nollywood actress Susan Peters is currently rocking. American R&B and soul musician, Janelle Mona, has been rocking the pompadour hairstyle for a while now. So, who is rocking the style better?

IS THIS FASHIONABLE? REALLY?

This is what Maxim's hottest woman in the world, Miley Cyrus, wore to the launch of the new Myspace at the El Rey Theatre in Los Angeles on Wednesday night. What's going on with her jeans? Hot or a hot mess?

PHOTOS: CANTEEN OWNER GOES MAD AND RUNS NAKED AFTER CONFESSING TO USING MORTUARY WATER TO COOK TO TAKE THE DESTINIES OF CUSTOMERS



According to reports, an Akwa Ibom lady who owns a buka (canteen) suddenly ran mad while at her buka located at Aleto in Eleme Local Government area of Port-Harcourt, Rivers State. Witnesses say she suddenly started acting bizarre, tore her clothes and started confessing to using diabolical means for the growth of her business. In her confession, she said she mixes water used to bathe corpses with her food, as well as water from her private part and menstruation blood. She said she did all these to attract customers whose “destinies” she used for the growth of her business and riches. 


She then ran around town naked, confessing her atrocities, appearing to have lost her sanity. The news of her confession spread around the area, and some of her customers((including Okada men) and angry onlookers descended on her and gave her the beating of her life, before Police men intervened and took her away. 

People, pls take time to prepare your own meal. That's the only food you can trust. More pics after the cut...

EASY WAYS TO MAKE THE POLISH ON YOUR NATURAL NAILS LAST LONGER

I have naturally long nails and really hate to fix my nails, but the problem is, my nail polish doesn't last half as much as it does on false nails. If I get the polish on my natural nails to last as long as 2 days without chipping with all the house chores I have to do, I jump up for joy. But who has time to be removing chipped nail polish and putting on a new one every two days. Not me! I end up going weeks without any nail polish, sad huh?

So I did some research and found out that the natural oils from the surface of our nails is what causes the polish to chip off. So I found some easy-to-do tricks to beat this and make my nail polish last way longer;

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WOULD YOU TELL YOUR FIANCE IF YOU'VE HAD ABORTION(S) IN THE PAST?

Reader's mail;

There is this guy I am engaged to. When we met, we told each other our pasts. Unknown to him, I did not tell him all – I left out my deepest secrets, the series of abortions I had go through right from my college days. I feel insecure with him as he sees abortion as a disgusting act and he even talks about the way he condemned his friend’s gf that went through the process recently. Now, I am in a dilemma….I don’t want to lose him, I don’t want to tell him, but I feel uneasy with him because I am keeping him in the dark. What should I do?

SCHOOL PROPRIETOR CAUGHT HAVING SEX WITH A PUPIL IN THE BUSH

Culled from PUNCH;
Residents of Agric Olope area of Ado Ekiti have apprehended the proprietor of a private Nursery and Primary School, who was found in a bush allegedly having sex with a pupil of his school. The incident happened on Monday after school hours.

Our correspondent gathered on Wednesday that the proprietor, identified as Mr. Tunde Ibitoye, picked the girl and another pupil of the same school and was taking them home in his car when he stopped at a deserted place and went into the bush pretending to be defecating.